Author: Catastropher Jones

  • What A Dog Wants

    I took my sister’s dog, Bailey, for a walk today. Both myself and my sister have been crashing with our parents right now, because we are highly functional and successful adults. Anyways, I’ve walked the dog a handful of times since being back. It has been mostly an unpleasant experience. Bailey is an overall well… Read more

  • I met a girl the other night

        I met a girl the other night. A lady. A woman.     It is not all together crazy for me to get to talking with a girl at a party, but the feeling this one left me with is somewhat novel.    I liked her. I liked her a lot.    She was cute,… Read more

  • I used to do improv in Melbourne

    I find myself thinking about improv tonight, at 11.47pm on a Monday. I haven’t done improv in at least a few weeks, there is no real reason for it to have popped up in my mind.    I find myself wondering this – was I as good of a scene partner as I thought I… Read more

  • Some Recent Differences I’m Noticing Between Melbourne and Sydney

    I returned to Sydney from Melbourne just a little over two weeks ago. I had been living in Melbourne for about a little over two years, and Sydney is where I spent most of my childhood, teens, and patches of my 20’s. I’ll be leaving Sydney for Newcastle in a month or so, but for… Read more

  • Vignette in a McDonald’s

    I’d like to tell you about a trip to a McDonalds I took not long before I left Melbourne. It was about 1am on a Saturday at Preston McDonald’s. McDonald’s was by far the closest eatery to where I lived at this time, and it was usual for me to neglect my stomach until late,… Read more

  • CatastroFirst Blog

    Hello friends, this is my first blog. What better way to introduce you to myself then to tell you about an acid trip I had a couple of days ago. There will be plenty of useful information you might need to know about me to make it all make sense, but we’ll drip feed that… Read more